Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In...– Sri Ravi Shankar
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
ok i can do thisssss woooowooo
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
bigstupidbaby: i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am
Kiss the Future. Fuck the Past– Walter Van Beirendonck’s trademark slogan (via crystallizations)
i have 10 cousins on one side of the family with one on the way like any time now.
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
If you speak in an angry way about what has happened to our people and what is...– Malcolm X The traps of racism. Source: http://www.historyisaweapon.com/defcon1/malconafamhist.html (via disciplesofmalcolm) my favorite breakdown of white supremacy. (via marfmellow) Still very true today (via radicalrebellion) Hell fucking yeah this shit is still true. (via iridessence) ...
Dear Coquette: On vague existential threats →
dearcoquette: Every once and a while I feel this intense fear knowing the state of our environment and the imminent carbon fueled suffocation of the human race. I feel this intense sense of foreboding when I think about the future. We’re all driving our Co2 spouting automobiles headfirst in to the apocalyptic…
winks at u knowingly
tumblr links me to the funniest shit I swear I’m never deleting again
sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit
On the painfully obvious
dearcoquette: Hey coquette, Im just gona cut right to the chase. Im in a long distance relationship with the love of my life, he tells me he loves me too but for some reason, doesn’t trust me. What do i do? He broke up with me once because he got so paranoid he thought i was cheating on him and no matter what i say, he just doesn’t get that i would never do anything like that. Please tell me,...